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BlockBoundRI Captain of the Couch nautical crew socks, front flat lay of navy socks with white sailboats and cream band
Back flat lay of navy Captain of the Couch socks showing black heels and an all-over white sailboat pattern
Model mid-step in navy Captain of the Couch nautical crew socks with white sailboats and black toes
Rear view of legs in navy sailboat-print Captain of the Couch socks showing the black heels
Seated model tying a white sneaker while wearing navy Captain of the Couch funny sailboat socks
Side view of crossed legs in Captain of the Couch nautical crew socks with cream band and red lettering
Seated model in rolled jeans on a white block showing navy Captain of the Couch sailboat crew socks
Model in denim shorts walking in navy Captain of the Couch socks - a funny boating gift with sailboats
Front view of legs standing in navy Captain of the Couch nautical crew socks with white sailboat print
BlockBoundRI Captain of the Couch nautical crew socks, front flat lay of navy socks with white sailboats and cream band
Back flat lay of navy Captain of the Couch socks showing black heels and an all-over white sailboat pattern
Model mid-step in navy Captain of the Couch nautical crew socks with white sailboats and black toes
Rear view of legs in navy sailboat-print Captain of the Couch socks showing the black heels
Seated model tying a white sneaker while wearing navy Captain of the Couch funny sailboat socks
Side view of crossed legs in Captain of the Couch nautical crew socks with cream band and red lettering
Seated model in rolled jeans on a white block showing navy Captain of the Couch sailboat crew socks
Model in denim shorts walking in navy Captain of the Couch socks - a funny boating gift with sailboats
Front view of legs standing in navy Captain of the Couch nautical crew socks with white sailboat print

Captain of the Couch Socks — Funny Sailboat Nautical Crew Socks

$12.99
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Most items are made to order and typically ship within 2–7 business days. Worth the short wait; unlike the ferry, we send tracking.
  • Made to order
  • Ships in 2–7 business days
  • Free US shipping on $50+
  • 30-day returns
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  • Rhode Island small business
Size & measurements
Length
15.5 in (39.4 cm)
Width
3.3 in (83.8 mm)

Captain of the Couch Socks — Funny Sailboat Nautical Crew Socks

$12.99

Free U.S. shipping $50+$5.95 below $50. Math, but friendly.

30-day returnsOn eligible unworn items, for when your size has second thoughts

Independent Rhode Island brandDesigned with Block in mind (it's always on our mind)

About this piece

Captain of the couch. Little sailboats on navy with a rank everyone at home will recognize.

Details

  • All-over dye-sublimation print
  • 60% polyester, 25% nylon, 10% acrylic, 5% spandex
  • One size: fits US women's 5 to men's 13
  • Black heel and toe
  • Made to order and shipped from a Printify partner facility

Care: machine wash cold on a gentle cycle, tumble dry low, do not bleach.

Independent BlockBoundRI design. Not affiliated with or endorsed by any ferry operator.

Materials

60% polyester, 25% nylon, 10% acrylic, 5% spandex

Care

Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors. Tumble dry low. Do not bleach or iron.

Production

Made to order by our production partner (Printify). Production time: 2–7 business days.

Shipping, returns & other burning questions

Standard U.S. shipping is $5.95 under $50 and free at $50 or more. Most orders ship within 2–7 business days after submission.

Eligible unworn, unused items may be returned within 30 days of delivery. Need help? Contact us. Real humans answer, usually with a pun.

Shipping & Returns

U.S. Shipping

$5.95 for U.S. orders under $50. Free U.S. shipping on orders $50 or more, which leaves more budget for clam cakes. See the Shipping page for current fulfillment timing.

Order tracking

Tracking information is emailed when your order ships. Check your spam or junk folder if the message does not appear. (It's not ghosting you, promise.)

Returns & refunds

Eligible unworn, unused items may be returned within 30 days of delivery. Ferry schedules may drift, but this clock doesn't. Read the full policy.

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